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Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies
"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."
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