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Dead Cert
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someone who makes
eye contact
at every
possible
chance, cries for no reason and will
definately
turn up an hour early for any social occasion!
i hope
the dead certs
arent
out
tonight
..they tang!
Dead Cert
by
yellow dragon
August 20, 2006
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