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Andrei Svechnikov

Andrei Svechnikov is the finest hockey boy in NHL history. No other hockey boy will be as legendary as Andrei Svechnikov. All other hockey players could only dream about being as hot as Andrei Svechnikov. No one will ever come close to his level besides Sebastian Aho. He is handsome, humble, caring and kind and you will get an erection when you look at him even if you're straight. God forbid he loses any teeth. He is a winger in the Carolina Hurricanes. He was drafted into the Canes in 2018.

guy 1: Lord Andrei Svechnikov is so hot I want him to smother me with my own pillow.

by xiaojunshusband June 1, 2022