1 definition by xXxXchicken/beefXxXx

Mazda Miata

A plastic vagina on wheels, usually bought by middle aged men experiencing a mid-life crisis. This car is a glorified matchbox car, and anyone seen driving this abomination to manhood should be flipped off with extreme prejudice. Especially if the top is down.

I bought a Mazda Miata because that's all I could afford.

by xXxXchicken/beefXxXx June 14, 2014