Vagabond

An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.

I brutally murdered 80 vagabonds with a spork and threw a cheerwine bomb at them.

by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014