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Receiving a poseidon's kiss when the toilet water is mixed with Clorox or some kind of bleach. The water-bleach mixture that hits your asshole results in extreme pain and immense burning.
A: Yo why is he walking like that?
B: He got the flaming asterisk yesterday. His ass is in immense pain.
A: He should've shat in the shower and stomped down the drain, what a dumbass.
by woke up the man July 15, 2020
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