winston's girl's definitions

Winston

Every girl has one, he’s the friend there boyfriends hate. Any hint of trouble and he’s there telling her she can do better. With impeccable timing he appears in her hour of need to comfort and support her. The sad thing is she thinks he’s a sweetie and her best friend, he just wants to get into her pants but doesn’t have the guts 2 ask her out.

Lucy: I cant believe he could be so insensitive.

Winston: don’t worry babe, you can do loads better. Tell you what, come over my house and I’ll make you dinner then we can snuggle on the sofa and watch films together.

by winston's girl August 23, 2010