wilhelm's definitions

Moonshine

1.A drink with such a potent punch it will put hair on your chest then burn it off
2.Something hillbillys make when they cant afford to go to town to buy beer and of whiskey
3.A drink known to cause blindness and second only to petrol in potency

Damn boy you drink moonshine why dont you just go huff some paint thinner

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004

Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004