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These people are just plain mean, they're out for themselves. They'll lie to your face as well as just bitch you out, even though you're "best friends" Eventually the relationship will end because he/she has decided they don't want to be around you anymore, and will come up with a twisted version of the truth (possibly not even based on truth) and tell everyone, turning you into either the dick/bitch in the situation or completely embarrassing you. Either way, they just love to see you upset, and don't even feel guilty.
Friend 1: "Why aren't you and so-and-so friends anymore?"
Psychotic "Friend": "Because, she is such an awful, backstabbing, lying bitch of a best friend, who told all my secrets and tried to break up my boyfriend and I."
....Later....
Friend 1: "Hey so-and-so, <insert psychopath friend's name here> said you're a bitch. I've been thinking, and she's so right. She's so much better than you, I think it's best we not be friends anymore. Ta."
So-and-so: "...................sorry?"
Psychotic "Friend": "Because, she is such an awful, backstabbing, lying bitch of a best friend, who told all my secrets and tried to break up my boyfriend and I."
....Later....
Friend 1: "Hey so-and-so, <insert psychopath friend's name here> said you're a bitch. I've been thinking, and she's so right. She's so much better than you, I think it's best we not be friends anymore. Ta."
So-and-so: "...................sorry?"
by whoopiepie July 27, 2010
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