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A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.
Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!
Mateo by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 23, 2019

Freshman 

A terrible, terrible thing. Most freshmen are okay, but there are a few who ruin the reputation.

Freshman 1: Normal person, either is friendly or doesn't talk to the upperclassmen

Freshman 2: Is annoying af, acts like they own the world, usually a self-centered vsco girl who wants to hook up with all the seniors. A disgrace to life. Usually a teacher's child or rich daddy's girl
Upperclassmen: Ew a freshman
Freshman 1: hi
Upperclassmen: oh you're not that bad
Freshman 2: outta my way hottie! hey, wanna hook up?
Upperclassmen: NVM all freshies SUCK