A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.
Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!
by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 24, 2019
Jiboi is a snurp.
by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 25, 2019