smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Succcess

When someone gets a high position in a business or work place by giving blow jobs and sex to people with positions above theirs.

Guy1: "wow, in just a month Nancy has gotten 2 promotions! She must be doing something right!"
Guy2: "I don't think so, just some succcess if you ask me."

by wet_cardboard69 May 18, 2018

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020