wet_cardboard69's definitions

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

fudge flute

Some ones ass or anal cavities

Guy1: "My girlfriend let my stick it in her fudge flute last night."
Guy2: "Cool"

by wet_cardboard69 April 11, 2018

AIDS

AIDS is an EPIC gay disease contracted by homosexuals like Freddie Mercury

Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019