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Truly the largest group of 69's. This is the largest 69 orgy phsically possible for humans to create. any more people will result is death to all participants because the sexual thrill would be too intense for their human bodies to endure.
Strange friend: "Hello friend, would you like to join me, and many others in creating a giant 696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 orgy?"
Other person: "No thanks, I am only 12"

anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand
non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

fudge flute 

Some ones ass or anal cavities
Guy1: "My girlfriend let my stick it in her fudge flute last night."
Guy2: "Cool"
fudge flute by wet_cardboard69 April 11, 2018