1 definition by westportlover

basically a freekin rich town in Ct where everyone sucks dick and gets crunked 24/7. Everyone hates everyone else but is obsessed with their brand new juicy sweatsuit or range rover. Everyone also thinks their ghetto and black but they arent. Actually They are probably the most white people anyone will ever know of. Also there is a massive amount of jews. who wear their yamakas(cnt spell not jewish) to school and think theyre the shit. whats up with that?
westporter: Lets see how many people I can talk shit about today while still remaning 'biffers' with them
by westportlover April 14, 2005
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