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Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

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The sexual act of going around to parked cars and scraping off bird shit to take home and warm up to fill a bath tub to soak in .

Max and Ben spent their day soaking in there very own mashed potato bath.

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