Smoulgus is noun or sometimes adjective that is equivalent to AIDS, Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Crabs, Genital Warts, and any imaginable STI, all rolled into one delightfully disgusting package. Its basically a word to describe pure disgusting grimey grossness.
Suck my smoulgus.
I just ate a sandwhich that tasted like smoulgus.
Your face looks like smoulgus.
My smoulgus itches.
Your sister gave me smoulgus.
I just ate a sandwhich that tasted like smoulgus.
Your face looks like smoulgus.
My smoulgus itches.
Your sister gave me smoulgus.
by waffles and dubstep March 04, 2012
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*black man finds his keys after he’s been ready to leave for fork and about to be late*
They you is
*black man is playing peekaboo with a newborn kitten and uncovers it’s adorable little paws from its face*
THEY YOU IIIIISSSS!!
They you is
*black man is playing peekaboo with a newborn kitten and uncovers it’s adorable little paws from its face*
THEY YOU IIIIISSSS!!
by waffles and dubstep March 07, 2019
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Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O
Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O
by waffles and dubstep September 09, 2012
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