viperidae 's definitions
The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
Get the ritualistic pissmug.