Definitions by victim of s.d.s.r

Crusty Muffin 

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

Crusty Muffin by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023