dick lick

When your male or female helper licks the outer sides of your dick.

When your dick turns red from so much licking.
Dude lisa gave me the best dick lick last night!
by vic ramalot January 12, 2008
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fart crap

when a big fart turns out to be a nasty crap.
Oh my god i probably made the biggest fart crap ever.
by vic ramalot January 12, 2008
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