Definitions by vic ramalot

dick lick 

When your male or female helper licks the outer sides of your dick.

When your dick turns red from so much licking.

Dude lisa gave me the best dick lick last night!

dick lick by vic ramalot January 12, 2008

fart crap

when a big fart turns out to be a nasty crap.

Oh my god i probably made the biggest fart crap ever.

fart crap by vic ramalot January 12, 2008