Definitions by verbusaccidentibus

I don't want to say this, but 

A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.

"I don't want to say this, but you're a heartless bastard who is too eager to get into fights"

I don't want to say this, but by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

whale oil beef hooked 

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

whale oil beef hooked by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

madgummit 

What somebody might say who is responding to news that makes them gnash and foam at the mouth so much that they completely forget they did not have their dentures in, therefore causing a strange inflammation of the gums.

Madgummit, you done got me fair and square there, Musky!

madgummit by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

Selective No-ness

A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.

Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.

God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!

Selective No-ness by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010