verbusaccidentibus's definitions
An undefined point between civilization and wilderness in Australia, as referred to by anybody who speaks or understands strine, who may or may not be an ocker.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.
The Pom has got himself in a right pickle; he's way out past the black stump.
Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.
Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.
by verbusaccidentibus August 8, 2010
Get the black stumpmug. A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.
Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010
Get the Selective No-nessmug. What somebody might say who is responding to news that makes them gnash and foam at the mouth so much that they completely forget they did not have their dentures in, therefore causing a strange inflammation of the gums.
by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010
Get the madgummitmug. The zeely zero is named for Zeeland Michigan.
Party animals in Zeeland are the odd ones out, so they usually go to Holland for a good time.
That might seem strange to somebody who doesn't know Zeeland. Any activity in Zeeland is most likely going to be low key, lights out, and face down.
Sexually, the population seems to be mostly traditional and male-superior. That means that most of the men who stay at home and indulge their fantasies usually do so doggy style.
So women in Zeeland who like their men that way are said to prefer the Zeely Zero. Zero means no face to face contact during sex. Therefore, mostly zero interaction satisfaction. They might know what it feels like feel but they might know nothing about the person who it belongs to. Zero again.
Overall, then, the zeely zero is not a good thing.
Party animals in Zeeland are the odd ones out, so they usually go to Holland for a good time.
That might seem strange to somebody who doesn't know Zeeland. Any activity in Zeeland is most likely going to be low key, lights out, and face down.
Sexually, the population seems to be mostly traditional and male-superior. That means that most of the men who stay at home and indulge their fantasies usually do so doggy style.
So women in Zeeland who like their men that way are said to prefer the Zeely Zero. Zero means no face to face contact during sex. Therefore, mostly zero interaction satisfaction. They might know what it feels like feel but they might know nothing about the person who it belongs to. Zero again.
Overall, then, the zeely zero is not a good thing.
He told her that her looks weren't important. She thought that was a good thing until she found out it meant she would always be face down on the floor during sex.
Damn, she said, I hate zeely zeroes. I'm heading to Holland for a dutch treat.
Damn, she said, I hate zeely zeroes. I'm heading to Holland for a dutch treat.
by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010
Get the Zeely Zeromug.