ver Boyer's definitions

barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

Jeffed

An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.

After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.

by ver Boyer August 7, 2008

barting

When your dog barks and farts simulataneously.

God damnit. Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016