2 definitions by velvetsundown

butt creek

A very wide butt crack

Jimmy's butt creak is so wide it's a butt creek

by velvetsundown December 3, 2016

expalin

To explain something the way Sarah Palin would explain it (by not making any sense at all)

Nancy expalined banning abortion by saying "Well, Santa comes down a chimney but that doesn't make it a restaurant"

He went on to expalin global warming not being real by bringing a snowball inside

by velvetsundown April 27, 2016