urchin stomper's definitions

Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

gift okey

greek godess mommy who birthed three children: kate reuben and seren.

me: "MOMMIE"
gift okey: "i dont listen to mitski"
me: "ew! still love ya tho x"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

phoebe atkinson

absolute icon, and she is the moment. her knees may be faulty and crooked but honestly it would be weird if they weren't <3 if you see a phoebe atkinson you should run up to them and give them ALL of your money <3

reuben: "im bored"
gift: "talk to phoebe atkinson! shes a funny old fellow!"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022