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A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

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MormonBuster

Frat term for banging a Mormon chick

"brah... pulled a MormonBuster last night" -ak

by ur ban this August 23, 2017

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