1 definition by unicorn piss

describing a person as a clumsy fuck up

fuck + octopus = fucktopus

you'd call the person a fucktopus if they were being retarded bc think of an octopus walkng, yeah retarded.

-akc
kyla, trip up again and you'll be a fucktopus
by unicorn piss May 7, 2015
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