1 definition by unicorn banger
Jana is a gorgeous, intelligent, sexy firecracker who will love you to death or not give you the time of day. She is very reserved in what she says and does unless you are in her inner circle, in which case she will wear her heart on her sleeve. She is caring and protective of those she loves. She tends to overthink and worry and requires assurance that everything will be fine. She knows this already, but she likes the re-assurance. She has an amazing sense of humor and can take a joke as much as she can dish them out. She is a closet weirdo. She responds to weirdness but will not let anyone know how truly weird she is. Her body is like a tractor beam. It'll suck you right in. Her smile is infectious. Her breasts are amazing, and her ass absolutely WILL NOT QUIT. She can't sleep for shit, and she likes to exercise in dangerous conditions, like a dark alley way in an industrial business park at night. I also believe her to be much pervier than she lets on. She likes the finer things in life. Nice clothes, cars, caviar, steak, and lobster. She gets whatever she wants from all of her boyfriends and they are happy to give it as long as they simply get to be in her presence.
by unicorn banger August 15, 2019