1 definition by umpa lumpa Dude
One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….
Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.
by umpa lumpa Dude June 29, 2006