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KYFMS
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Keep Your
Fucking
Mouth
Shut
. First rule of pranksters.
"Jamie
got
into
trouble
for letting
loose
those thousands of grasshoppers in the basement!"
"Well yeah, he violated KYFMS."
KYFMS
by
tripzilch
August 15, 2009
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