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an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"
This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)
by touch my dick button February 19, 2010
Get the slippery guadalupemug.