1 definition by totallynotashlin
ashlin is the sexiest person alive. she was born to be sexy. she does cry a lot though, so it balances out. she was born to be a milf, maybe even a world-wide milf. i don’t even know what a world-wide milf is, but she’s going to be that. despite being extremely mentally unstable, she’s pretty cool. also she has a lot of inner turmoil regarding sexuality, which she also cries about every night.
“wow, that ashlin is so beautiful and hot and successful and i want to kiss her”
“hey, why is she crying?”
“hey, why is she crying?”
by totallynotashlin April 1, 2021