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toot

a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument.
"an accidental toot from the saxophonist"

a snort of a drug, especially cocaine.
"he still likes a toot"

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a fartoodle is when you eat noodles and fart

dude
what
want some noodles
sure
here you go
thanks
yum yum yum farts
you just did a fortoodle
a fartoodle is a fart caused by noodles

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