tommy the impaler's definitions

Skelewhore

A sickly skinny woman that resembles skeletor from He-Man, who is extremely promiscuous. activities often involve
-drinking semen by the bucketload
-getting fingercuffed (if really drunk, might even be airtight)
-talking about loving testicles
-vomiting after eating
-hanging out at bars til last call b/c that is the only time a guy would even consider fucking her

hey man, give me another shot. i am going to see if that skelewhore in the corner wants to get fingercuffed by me and frank

by tommy the impaler April 21, 2010