Definitions by tofukitty

eleven 

When a girl is giving head and the guy comes in her mouth so hard that the seed spurts through her nostrils, forming two parallel streams of cum, resembling the number 11.

The girl was crap at giving head, so I made her eleven just for the hell of it.

eleven by tofukitty February 20, 2004

newswhore 

a) A person with a syndicated blog.

b) A person who spends way too much time looking for news online.

c) A person who is so addicted to news that he/she, if left with no other option, would rather sell his/her body in exchange for news than go without it.

While walking down the street, I saw a newswhore sitting on the pavement with a sign in front her reading: "Will fuck for news".

newswhore by tofukitty February 20, 2004