thom alexander's definitions

homewood

a guy who is very timid and serrupticious, who tries to ignore being bullied or hit with flying objects in a classroom/lunchhall. but will give you a sly peek like a hawk from the side of his eyes when under pressure so he can spy the culprit.

Thom - "check that guy scoping us out, he's a right sly pie"

Chris - "yeah, he's a real homewood"

by thom alexander November 6, 2007

poo look

the look of shame that you and a stranger share whilst in a toilet after taking a shit. an awkward poo tension of embarrassment and satisfaction.

awh mate, i just took a heavy shit, it was pretty rough going and the guy next to me gave me a right poo look.

by thom alexander October 11, 2007