1 definition by thespittingoffacts

A man with massive balls with unwavering courage. Wouldn't think twice about claiming what you already own. A man with a very hairy anus. The sweat of his balls taste like carbonated water, with a strong and rich aroma. This is the type of man you'd want to have near you during constipation. He'll painlessly shove his arm up your rectum and pull the shit out forcefully. A true alpha man with a fat cock.
Person 1: Yo, you haven't been to school lately. You good bro?
Person 2: Shit won't come out of my ass. Sitting on the toilet for days now
Person 1: Hit up Majid. Free of charge, with the swiftest shit pull. He might leave you with a massive gaping hole for future proof.
Person 2: A faggot is always welcome.
by thespittingoffacts August 24, 2020
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