Definitions by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky)

Humpin' the crumpet 

1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'

Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.

I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.

Humpin' the crumpet by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018

Ride the banana sled 

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store

"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

Ride the banana sled by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) July 5, 2018