You: Babe I wanna try anal
Girl: No I'm scared it's gonna hurt.
You: can we try the AntMan
Girlfriend: Is it gonna hurt ?
You: I'll be flaccid
Girlfriend: Okay !
seconds later
Girlfriend: OW BABE I THOUGHT YOU WERE FLACCID !
You: Doesn't AntMan get bigger though ??
Girl: No I'm scared it's gonna hurt.
You: can we try the AntMan
Girlfriend: Is it gonna hurt ?
You: I'll be flaccid
Girlfriend: Okay !
seconds later
Girlfriend: OW BABE I THOUGHT YOU WERE FLACCID !
You: Doesn't AntMan get bigger though ??
by therealantman April 11, 2019