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An injury that occurs while binge drinking, but due to the amount of alcohol consumed, doesn't become painful until the morning after.
1 AM...Woman one is drunk, waiting in line for the bathroom and standing with her hand on a door jam she moves to let some one pass and the door slamms on her thumb.
Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?
Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!
8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.
Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?
Woman two: Uhh Yeah
Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed
Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!
Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?
Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!
8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.
Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?
Woman two: Uhh Yeah
Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed
Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!
by thegranitehills May 20, 2010
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