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cassie the cumslut

Cassie the cumslut is a well known cumslut from the town of horsham. Her hobbies include sex and being a total bitch. Unfortunately she has recently been diagnosed with herpes which adds to her list of STD's; chlamydia, genital warts and gonorrhea. To sum up you should probably stay at least 10 feet away from this disease riddled slut.

'Shit' said Sid
'What?' said Sam
'here comes Cassie the cumslut' said Sid
'fuck, lets hide in this bin' said Sam
'fuck that, its grim' said Sid
'it's cleaner than her' said Sam
'true' said Sid

by the well informed dick head May 18, 2014