the voice of common sense's definitions

Justin Bieber

A 16-year-old Canadian pop singer. Sings crap plastic-packaged pop which no one in their right minds should listen to. However, he gets a lot of unwarranted hate from people trying to bolster their masculinity by insulting them (his voice hasn't broken, making him rather an easier target).

Target of multiple unpleasant Facebook likes.

Object of 6.02*10^23 screaming girls' adulation.

Facebook like: puberty will hit Justin Bieber like a train.

Screaming fan: ZOMG JUSTIN! LET ME LICK YOUR BOOTS JUSTIN! MARRY ME JUSTIN! ZOMGZOMGZOMG!!!!!

Typical conversation:
GUY: Justin Bieber is such a talentless faggot.
GIRL: You're just jealous.
Both of these people are equally stupid.

by the voice of common sense January 23, 2011