(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.
Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.
by the urbster September 15, 2010
(noun.) Anything and everything that is unappealling, inconvenient, or outright annoying to someone.
sucksuckdangit
Bro 1: I thought we were going to have a good time camping this weekend, and then sucksuckdangit happened.
Bro 2: yeah man that totally blew.
Bro 1: I thought we were going to have a good time camping this weekend, and then sucksuckdangit happened.
Bro 2: yeah man that totally blew.
by the urbster September 16, 2010