Definitions by the urbster
SMG
a variation of suck my balls, this means Suck My Gonads. when used as a clan tag in cod (call of duty) it can be interchangeable with the term Sub-Machine Gun, for those of us who enjoy using weapons such as the p90 on xbox live.
SMG by The urbster September 15, 2010
Bergasm
(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.
Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.
Bergasm by the urbster September 15, 2010