the universal hand gesturer's definitions

ass tone

rectal trumpetry. particularly audible farting; possibly musical in character.

after raising his left cheek the man sitting next to me issued such rapid-fire ass tones, an open assault of both nose and ears.

by the universal hand gesturer October 30, 2007

kim jong ills

gastro-intestinal distress brought on by the consumption of korean cuisine.

i don't know what they put in that Bibimbap last night, but i got such a case of the kim jong ills there was no living with me for a good 5 hours afterwards.

by the universal hand gesturer October 30, 2007