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Columbia is a gay poser town. Everyone there is either a prep or a poser, or usually both. They like to smoke weed in there spare time, which is always because noone there has a life. Noone there has any culture and the farthest they have ever been is the Dairy Queen at the end of main street. Nobody likes good music, they like to steal all there music from ashley and chelsea. All the little posers and preps are going to grow up and become townies.
Hey do you like a box full of sharp twinkies.
by the townie March 28, 2005
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