the real Clayton E.'s definitions

butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.

Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.

by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023