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a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots
me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
by the perch September 18, 2011
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