the musician's definitions

Barrow

A person who loves the sound of their own voice and won't stop talking. They tell long life stories and usually procrastinate.

Hey, did you see Mr. Dean?

Yeah, he's such a Barrow.

by The musician February 19, 2017

kanoka

Kanoka is an amazing person who is fabulous. They need no one's opinion and are great just being themselves. Also they love baked goods. To appease their anger bake them cookies or cupcakes. And if you really messed up bake a giant chocolate cake.

Did you see Kanoka?

No, why?
She was carrying cake. Chocolate peanut butter cake. Someone either loves her or fucked up.

by The musician February 15, 2017

french horn solo

When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.

Man did you hear that french horn solo ?

what's that?

Something very rare and precious.

by The musician January 24, 2017

Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.

"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."

by the musician January 5, 2008