Definitions by the moose!

bacon 

The most tastiest food on earth, humans drool at the sight of it. The smell is incredible, only comes second to the taste. bacon can be eaten just about anytime and at any place. Any sane person could not turn down bacon if offered.

I am eating a bacon sandwich.
I love bacon.
I wanna have sex with bacon

bacon by the moose! February 10, 2010