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Definitions by the mayor of hounslow

Rookie bricklayer who wouldnt last a day on a real site. Some may say hes got soft hands. He wouldve normally spent his nans universal credit on Bet 365 with his little pals after spunking his overdraft on a couples of brasses.
Shutup you and your little pals are a bunch of ponkters.
Ponkter by the mayor of hounslow December 3, 2025