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one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious
All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.
by the masked poet April 10, 2008
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