the legend of the honz's definitions

the southtyrolean honzfire

love act by the famous southtyrolean HONZ.
first he sets fire to the holz in front of your hittn,

and then he'll fuck you from behind so that your tits will set fire to your bed, which in turn will set fire to your house, which in turn will set fire to your hometown, which he will douze with his man milk.
and now get down on your knees

chick a: man i was with the honz yesterday.
chick b: did hedo "the southtyrolean honzfire" with you?
chick a: you betcha. can i stay with you until i find a new place to live?

by the legend of the honz October 15, 2011