Definitions by the late phoenix

palcohol 

the alcohol you consume when you're alone on a Saturday night, the alcohol that is your only friend, your only pal.

Lonely Guy: Well, my date cancelled, but at least i have my cans of palcohol to hug. Bottoms up! *cries*

palcohol by the late phoenix April 25, 2014

bottom ramen 

really shitty-tasting top ramen noodles.

Dorm life is bad enough, but if you can only afford to eat bottom ramen seven days a week, you are certain to flunk out of college.

bottom ramen by the late phoenix April 17, 2014

beenemy 

the opposite of befriend.

Link will beenemy many Ganons on his many quests.

beenemy by the late phoenix April 6, 2014