by the late phoenix April 06, 2014

Dorm life is bad enough, but if you can only afford to eat bottom ramen seven days a week, you are certain to flunk out of college.
by the late phoenix April 17, 2014

the alcohol you consume when you're alone on a Saturday night, the alcohol that is your only friend, your only pal.
Lonely Guy: Well, my date cancelled, but at least i have my cans of palcohol to hug. Bottoms up! *cries*
by the late phoenix April 25, 2014
