the large penissed one's definitions
Artan is an Albanian name given to boys. It is an ancient name whose roots come from one of the Illyrian dialects meaning "large penis". Through scientific and archeologic investigations, researchers have found that 98 percent of men named Artan had surprisingly really large penises, way above the average penis length and width. Also, the majority of people named Artan seem to suffer depression due to the fact that they are unable to find condoms that fit their large penises.
Artan has an extraordinarily large penis.
by the large penissed one September 20, 2010
Get the Artan mug.